Stories tagged haiku

I'm throwing down the gauntlet and challenging Buzzers to contribute spring science haikus.

You know the rules: three lines (5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables), and it has to be, in some way, both about science and spring. Other than that, you're on your own.

Lilacs: This is what I'm waiting for...any day now...
Lilacs: This is what I'm waiting for...any day now...Courtesy Adam Kuben

An attractive man.
A woman forgives her mate.
It’s called “projection.”
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Sci-ku ™ -- haiku in the service of science!

Guitarist for Queen
Studies tiny asteroids
O, Galileo!
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Sci-ku ™ -- haiku in the service of science!

Tongues of flame lick the
Meat which will power our brains:
Cooking made us smart
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Sci-ku ™ -- haiku in the service of science!

A voice on the phone.
A symmetrical body.
Are you free tonight?
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Sci-ku ™ -- haiku in the service of science!

A man with two wives
Lives longer than man with one.
That just makes NO sense.
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Sci-ku ™ -- haiku in the service of science!

Those ten extra pounds
Don’t come from constant munching—
It’s all in your head!
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Sci-ku ™ -- haiku in the service of science!

Live long and prosper
Eat a doughnut ev’ry day
If you’re a cricket.
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Sci-ku ™ -- haiku in the service of science!

Without beer, there would
Be no civilization
Worthy of the name
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Sci-ku ™ -- haiku in the service of science!

Pistons roar to life.
Rice wine burns in the engine.
Go on, drink and drive.
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Sci-ku ™ -- haiku in the service of science!