Aug
03
2012

Let your Xbox blast some Mars into your lonely face tonight!

Hey, y'all!

Tonight, as you're wondering if your level 81 dark elf mage and her sweet double-enchanted dragonscale armor makes up for the girlfriend you lost playing Skyrim, turn your xbox over to the live streaming of the landing of the new Mars rover, Curiosity. Because it's right there on your console's dashboard!

It's really a win-win situation. Arborea Darkshadow can wait a few minutes, I'm sure, and you'll either get to witness an action-packed landing of a big new Mars rover, or you'll get to see the hopes and dreams of hundreds of scientists and engineers crash and disintegrate on the cold surface of a dead planet millions of miles away!

You know what JGordon will be doing approximately 12 hours from now? Definitely not watching the Curiosity landing! But that's only because I don't have an internet connection at my apartment. No, I'll probably be forcing the cat to participate in the St. Paul Cat Olympics. As far as I know, there will be only one contestant, but it promises to be hilarious! Why? Because she probably can't swim very well.

Mars! Be there!

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JGordon says:

WAIT! Stop your brains! When I was writing this I was having some sort of mental episode! What I meant to say was, your Xboxes will be streaming the Mars rover landing TONIGHT. So you still have a chance to fill up your eyeholes with some Mars landing.

What was I thinking? I don't know. I think my brain had traveled several days forward in time, and left my body to fend for itself. The joke's on you, though, brains: my body and I had a fine Friday without you.

posted on Sun, 08/05/2012 - 11:20am

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